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Keep Calm and HODL Shirt
This KEEP CALM AND HODL shirt is the reminder when you need it most. Made to order on a 100% cotton tee. About this Keep Calm and Hodl shirt: • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2) • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping • Side-seamed NOTE: This item … Read More
Keep Calm And HODL Towel
Make a statement at the beach with this KEEP CALM AND HODL towel! Available in two styles: Bitcoin Orange or traditional Royal Red. About this Keep Calm and Hodl towel: • Printed on one side only • 52% cotton, 48% polyester • The non-printed side is made of terry fabric, … Read More
Plan B Bitcoin Hat
Buy Bitcoin and HODL! And do it with this Plan B Bitcoin hat. Design is embroidered with white and orange thread. About this Plan B Bitcoin Hat: • 80% acrylic, 20% wool • Structured, 6-panel, high-profile • 6 embroidered eyelets • Plastic snap closure • Green under-visor • Head circumference: … Read More
Embroidered Bitcoin Shirt
This Bitcoin shirt features the bitcoin symbol embroidered on the chest area in (bitcoin) orange. Classy. About this Embroidered Bitcoin Shirt: • Embroidered to order on a Bella + Canvas 3001 premium unisex tee • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²) • Pre-shrunk fabric … Read More
Money Printer Go Brrr Shirt
The market is crashing, the fed is printing, the printer goes Brrr. Buy Bitcoin and HODL! And of course this Money Printer Go Brrr shirt. About this Money Printer Go Brrr Shirt: • Made to order on a Gildan 64000 unisex softstyle tee • 100% ringspun cotton • 4.5 oz/y² … Read More
It’s Only Money Shirt
Wear this It’s Only Money Shirt to show you don’t give a isht… Available in 4 colors. About this It’s Only Money Shirt: • 100% ringspun cotton • 4.5 oz/y² (153 g/m²) • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping and quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center NOTE: This item is printed … Read More
The Worst Thing About Censorship Shirt
The Worst Thing About Censorship is… [REDACTED]. About this The Worst Thing About Censorship Shirt: • Printed to order on a Bella + Canvas 3001 premium unisex tee • White is 100% combed and ring-spun cotton; athletic heather contains 10% polyester • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²) • Pre-shrunk … Read More
Think While You Still Can Shirt
Who knows what the government will ban next… About this Think While You Still Can Shirt: Made to order on a Bella + Canvas 3001 premium unisex tee 100% combed and ring-spun cotton Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²) Pre-shrunk fabric Shoulder-to-shoulder taping Side-seamed construction NOTE: This item is printed … Read More
I Need Ammunition Not A Ride Shirt
This shirt quotes President Zelensky’s answer when offered an evacuation from Kyiv by the Americans: “I Need Ammunition, Not A Ride.” About this I Need Ammunition Not A Ride Shirt: Made to order on a Gildan 64000 unisex softstyle tee 100% ring-spun cotton Fabric weight: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²) Pre-shrunk … Read More
Fuck Putin Hat
This Fuck Putin hat incorporates the blue and yellow of the Ukrainian flag. Slava Ukraini! About this Fuck Putin Hat: • Embroidered to order on a Yupoong classic snapback hat • 80% acrylic, 20% wool • Structured, 6-panel, high-profile • 6 embroidered eyelets • Plastic snap closure • Green under-visor … Read More
Rug Pull Shirt
Watch out for crypto and NFT scams! Your crypto friends will get a laugh with this rug pull shirt. (Your non-crypto friends will just look at you quizzically.) About this Rug Pull Shirt: Made to order on a Bella + Canvas 3001 premium unisex tee 100% combed and ring-spun cotton … Read More
Uranium Hat
You can wear this uranium hat with a smug expression as you watch the market explosion unfold… About this Uranium Hat: • Embroidered to order on a Yupoong 6606 retro trucker hat • 60% cotton, 40% polyester • Mid-profile cap with a low-profile embroidery area • Structured, six-panel cap • … Read More
About BackTraders
BackTraders specializes in finance/investment jokes printed on various apparel. We started with selling “Funding Secured” mugs, after Elon Musk’s infamous tweet. If you like our stuff and have ideas you’d like to see printed, write us at [email protected]. Funding secured!