Putin is Not My Papi Hat
This Putin is Not My Papi Hat was inspired by that hilarious Vicente Fox video where he trolls Trump. This hat is structured with a classic fit, flat brim, and full buckram. The adjustable snap closure makes it a comfortable, one-size-fits-most hat. About this Putin is Not My Papi Hat: … Read More
Make Volatility Great Again Hat
The market isn’t what it used to be — that’s why we have this Make Volatility Great Again hat. This hat is structured with a classic fit, flat brim, and full buckram. The adjustable snap closure makes it a comfortable, one-size-fits-most hat. About this Make Volatility Great Again Hat: • … Read More
Money Printer Go Brrr Hat
The market is crashing, the fed is printing, the printer goes Brrr. Buy Bitcoin and HODL! And of course this Money Printer Go Brrr hat. About this Money Printer Go Brrr Hat: • 80% acrylic, 20% wool • Structured, 6-panel, high-profile • 6 embroidered eyelets • Plastic snap closure • … Read More
Money Printer Go Brrr Shirt
The market is crashing, the fed is printing, the printer goes Brrr. Buy Bitcoin and HODL! And of course this Money Printer Go Brrr shirt. About this Money Printer Go Brrr Shirt: • Made to order on a Gildan 64000 unisex softstyle tee • 100% ringspun cotton • 4.5 oz/y² … Read More
FCK Wirecard Shirt (Fuck Wirecard)
This Fuck Wirecard Shirt epitomizes the feeling everyone has towards the obscenely fraudulent credit card company. FCK WIRECARD About this FCK WIRECARD Shirt: • Made to order on a Gildan 64000 unisex softstyle tee • 100% ringspun cotton • 4.5 oz/y² (153 g/m²) • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping and quarter-turned … Read More
Make Risk Matter Again Hat
Forget MAGA, what we need is this MAKE RISK MATTER AGAIN hat. This red snapback has a classic structured fit, full buckram, and it’s made of a premium wool blend. The visor is flat, and the green under-visor gives it a vibrant pop. Text in white embroidery. About this MAKE … Read More
It’s Only Money Shirt
Wear this It’s Only Money Shirt to show you don’t give a isht… Available in 4 colors. About this It’s Only Money Shirt: • 100% ringspun cotton • 4.5 oz/y² (153 g/m²) • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping and quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center NOTE: This item is printed … Read More
WeWork Fucked Mug (We FCKD)
This WeWork Fucked mug epitomizes the culture of the wannabe tech company that famously served tequila shots to its employees (plus a private performance by Run-DMC) after announcing layoffs. We FCKD. You may also like our WeWork Fucked Shirt. About this WeWork Fucked Mug: • White ceramic mug with black … Read More
Sunbeam Products Shirt
Relive the 90s with this Sunbeam Products shirt. The sudden surge in demand for barbecues should have tipped you off… About this Sunbeam Products Shirt: • Made to order on a Gildan 64000 unisex softstyle tee • 100% ring-spun cotton • Sport grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester • … Read More
Pets.com Shirt
Now you can relive the dotcom era with your very own pets.com shirt! (Sock puppet mascot not included.) Party like it’s 1999! About this pets.com t-shirt: • Made to order on a Gildan 64000 unisex softstyle tee • 100% ring-spun cotton • Sport grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester … Read More
WeWork Fucked Shirt (We FCKD)
This WeWork Fucked Shirt epitomizes the culture of the wannabe tech company that famously served tequila shots to its employees (plus a private performance by Run-DMC) after announcing layoffs. We FCKD. You may also like our WeWork Fucked Mug. For a fun read, check out this profile: WeWork isn’t a … Read More
Anti-Surveillance Shirt
Protest facial recognition tech with this anti-surveillance shirt. Surveillance cameras will be confused as you overload the algorithms with these fake faces, printed on both the front and back of the shirt. Pattern modified from Project Hyperface‘s anti-surveillance patterns art project. We are not affiliated with Hyperface, nor guarantee the … Read More