$1,000.00
Pay the deposit for this t-shirt and you will receive it… someday. Just like Tesla’s purported $35,000 base Model 3.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Side-seamed
We normally take 2-7 business days to make our products, then you should add shipping times on top of that. Please see the FAQ page for current fulfilment estimates.
| Weight | N/A |
|---|---|
| Brand | BackTraders |
| Color | White |
| Size | S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL |
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